10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again