10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth