10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.