10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss