10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Welcome to kicker school
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm