10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "No river, no fish."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake