10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003