10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.