10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22