10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.