10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?