10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer