10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is for loners.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.