10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com