10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.