10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"