10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A