10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim