10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain