10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"