10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi