10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi