10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Welcome to kicker school
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.