10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson