10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"