10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson