10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- if u play for the thrill u are ill