10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph