10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.