10 Random Poker Quotes

"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe