10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters