10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.