10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for loners.