10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "No river, no fish."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters