10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.