10 Random Poker Quotes

If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.