10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls