10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?