10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!