10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."