10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.