10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Welcome to kicker school
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.