10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- im going to 2 out you to death
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus