10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth