10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is for loners.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?