10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.