10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A