10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth