10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.