10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from